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when i smacked gina in the face with my dick and left a imprint of my bell end on her face
look in the mirror at yourself!
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When one person carefully picks his/her nose and selectively puts the findings in another's mouth.
Christi gave Nathaniel a stuffed mushroom.
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verb, latin origin. Wherein a man dick slaps turkey slaps someone with such velocity that the struck surface temporarily turns a blotted, nebulous white in the shape approximating a mushroom.
Tom, in a orgasmic fit o' rage, laid down an arching series of mushroom clouds on his wife's backside as he neared climax.
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The one thing all cockgobblers and ballwashers crave: The Mushroom popsicle!! Also know as the one-eyed monster - trouser snake! IE - a penis.
My mushroom popsicle is swelling. I need you to lick it so the swelling will go down.
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The tip of my boyfriend's cock.
I love sucking on his magic mushroom.
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The after effect of slapping a chick in the face with your tallywacker leaving a mushroom shaped bruise
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The act of dipping one's penis in hotsauce and then smacking it into a person's face.
Chelsea was blinded by her boyfriend's louisiana mushroom.
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