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Raymond's Mustache is a God tier entity which has assimilated with Raymond's upper lip. This mustache is in fact sentient and has partial control over Raymond's actions, thoughts, and decisions. The mustache has existed long before Raymond has been alive, however, Raymond is the mustache's favorite host thus far. This mustache's biological trail can be traced back to the early 18th century, its first host was Black Beard.
The Biology
The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.
The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
Man, that thing is stronger than Raymond's Mustache
1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
A ring of menstral blood on the upper lip caused by eating a girl out on her period.
I didn't know she was raggin but when I cane up I had a wicked vampire mustache.
a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.
"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."
a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.
"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."
Well an awesome, epic guy (very straight)
NYX's side chick
Guy: oh look why is that guy so cool?
Guy2: That's probably Galaxy Mustache
Guy: yes makes sense epic human
When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.
Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.
Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.
Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream