It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.
Yo I knew we were gonna get in trouble when my friends walked in smelling like 100 proof mustache.
The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.
I let out a sneeze when the curly hair from my Russian mustache tickled my nose.
When you lick your upper lip and get a red line around it. Like when you drink red gatorade, and get a little red line. It looks like that exept it stays on your face. UNless you use chapstick
Damn, that girl's gatorade mustache is a totaly turnoff!
a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache
bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches
when a girl rubs her mouth on you mustache and moans while doing it
that girl was mustache moaning on me
When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.
My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.
John: Dude did you hear sally has an anal mustache. Jacob: no way she has a mustache on butt? John: yes she does and it's huge!