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Naked: Without clothing
Thursday: That day before Friday and after Wednesday
Awesome fun naked pot luck of awesomeness!
We're going to Naked Thursday and it'll be a bitchin' good time!
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A perfect fit for our new overlords.
“All hail the naked mole-rat”
That brilliant and hilarious idea you have with your buds while drinking that is somehow so astoundingly unfunny the next morning.
So we all decided to prank our uptight little town with our naked ass parade for the following Saturday, and we planned every offensive detail from top to bottom!
nerdspeak for female fuck buddy.
Nerd : hey, wanna be my naked makeout lady for the forseeable future ?
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !
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To be one hundred percent completely naked.
Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.
When u make a trip down to the bathroom and happen to find some naked boys changing into suits or out of them. Commonly used by SHG boys swim as a sign of dominance among other trivial swim teams. Any naked boys found must immediately be drowned.
person one: holy shit nolan... we got some new intell
person two: what is it?!
person one: we got some naked boys in the bathroom
(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.
I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.
The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.
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