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KICKING MITCHIE

Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.

If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.

by Jaunty Diggles December 25, 2020


Aerial Kick

A karate kick that is jumping both feet from the ground.

I will do an aerial kick on a bully.

by best.man.lol January 20, 2023


Kicking Geese

To get really fucked up and vibe with your friends.

Hey do you and Mary wanna come kicking geese with me?

Hell yeah let's ditch Elliot, he's not down to kick the geese

by Hantp November 08, 2019


kicking air

To relax or (just chilling)

I am at work just kicking air!

by Daryisms June 23, 2019


buff kick

short for "buffalo kick".
a close, powerful, maliciously intended kick directly to the shin or crotch of a friend who is acting out of line.

he just buff kicked my nuts!

by walkingblind November 13, 2005


Free kick

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.

Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”

by Magooo May 14, 2021


Dan kick

A Dan kick is when a kick is so fierce it can destroy one and send one across globe or prehaps a different dimension.Can however only be performed by a Dan Wolf

did u just see him get dan kicked? he went like 36feet

by tonylegs696niggs November 26, 2010