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Going from store to store looking for items to put on your Christmas list. To be contrasted with regular shopping as you're just making a list of stuff you want versus actually buying anything.
Store clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: No thanks, I'm just going Christmas list shopping.
Store Clerk: Oh, ok.
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A mutually agreed upon list, be it a formal written list or a spoken understanding, between a person and his/her significant other, of generally unattainable people, typically celebrities or public figures, with whom that person may deviate from the relationship on a single occasion, without reprisal, if the unlikely opportunity were to present itself.
My wife's pissed that I banged Alicia. She refuses to honor my green light list. (Here's lookin' at you, Swizz Beatz!)
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A freaking waste of time. Some broad got the brilliant idea once to get her husband to ruin his whole weekend by giving him a list of tasks to complete on his days off, or else he wouldn't get sex. Now, it is the bane of the existence of real men from coast to coast.
No, dude, I can't go out and hang with you and the fellas all day on the boat fishing, drinking and enjoying my Saturday. I have a honey do list that's a mile long. Yeah, I know it sucks.
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A sarcastic reference to washed up and desperate celebrities such as valeri bertonelli, Jason Alexander, Sara rue, kirstie alley featured on Jenny Craig commercials. Including Gilfred Godfrey for shoedini
I saw George from Seinfeld on this Jenny Craig commercial the other day he's hit an all time low dude, he's a Jenny Craigs list celeb now
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When you earn so much money on Craig's list, you become a complete douche to your friends and all you care about is making more Craig's list money.
Daaaamnn dude, you gots Craigs List corruption!
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A list of household chores or home improvement tasks from a mother to her son. Similar to a honey do lists.
My dad picked up his honey do list from the kitchen table and got to work. I picked up my sonny do list from the kitchen table and got to work, too.
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A species of videos on YouTube, they are increasing at an alarming rate and can vary from top 5 to top 500. Although the most common is top 10. Some channels post 5 a day.
How the fuck does watch mojo do so many top 10 lists in one day, it's ridiculous
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