Missed a funny or bizarre situation or event that you wish someone had witnessed
It's so funny, you should be here - your in the wrong place
A phrase referring to the numbered levels of how fundamentally wrong a given act, person, place, item etc is. One being the lowest and Seven being a quite disgusting/horrible thing.
A man slaps a small child hard in the face. This would be a
One, or perhaps a Two at most.
The act of monging for example would fare much higher on the scale. At Level Six or Seven. From these examples you can ascertain the Range that the Seven Levels of Wrong cover.
If monkey have banana, banana valuable. If monkey grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable
you picked the wrong house fool
Maurice loves you more and this is proof
Emily: "I love you more Maurice"
Maurice: "You're wrong Em!"
When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick
Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”
Saying attributed to renowned quizzer "Curtains" Circa 2019 "Better to be fast and wrong, then slow and right" Applies to speed quizzing app.
M: "Guys, its better to be Slow and Right"
C: "No! Better to be Fast and Wrong!"
When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.
A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."
B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."
A: "Yeah, it really was."