a human who has not come back from the milk store.
Your father's at the milk store, right?
To be on your own - without any friends
"Are you on your jaff?"
"Hurry up mate, I'm all on my jaff"
A way of saying you're welcome or no problem in response to thank you.
"Thank you for doing this for me, I couldn't have done it without you."
"Your thanks, it was my pleasure."
You’re Mud means that you are bad at something or trash
Commonly used in New zealand and australia.
youre mud
Daniel: Omg did you see my double kill!
Carlos: when did i ask about your double kill you’re mud anyway.
The newest form of "Yo Mama." Making you sound both smarter and dumber at the same time
Your Mama so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund
The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid
Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no