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When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.
Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.
When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
The go to food for college students.
Aw crap! I’m poor and got no food in the fridge. I’ve been starving for 3 days and only got $2! What can I get? RAMEN NOODLES!
1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.
2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck
Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.
When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go
Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out
When someone’s personality is shifty.
Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight
noodles that skye eats after she drops them on the floor
ewww did you just eat floor noodles?!