Jewish Ass Oreo's

similar to an Ass oreo, the jewish ass oreo is when a between the two, squishes them together and inserts them into a woman anus, leaving them to dry. if properly done, they should serve well as something to suck on or hard candy. although, if the woman has a job, particualrly a non-physical one, the semen may dry onto her anus. this should be avoided, as it will most likely take surgery to remove.

god, moses gave me jewish ass oreo's yesterday and the pennys are stuck!
the doc says they'll take surgery to get out!

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Jewish Bon Fire

The burning Jews on a small scale in your backyard; a subtle Holocaust joke ;)

Man, I can't wait for that Jewish bon fire later, am I right?

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Jewish robin hood

He robs from the poor and gives to the rich.

Donald trump or Chris Christie must be the Jewish robin hood. Because all they do is rob from the poor and gives to the rich.

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Jewish ud editors

I have to find a woman soon or I’ll be lost forever. My future is pretty much all predetermined now.

I have limited skills. This scares me

Jewish ud editors

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Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job.

Receiving a blow job on a freshly circumcised penis (stitches intact), whilst smoking a bong to prevent over expansion

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Jewish Jumping Beans

See also cum, sperm, or skeet.

I let my jewish jumping beans spill all over that bitches' cunt

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Jewish goodbye

Similar to an Irish goodbye, when you leave a party/bar/event without telling anyone. The difference is that you leave before the check comes.

Matt pulled a jewish goodbye and the rest of us got stuck with the bill.

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