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Circle jerk means when a group of people are set out to do something but instead bullshit and waste time sitting or standing around. It can also mean a group a guys standing around jerking off.
I told you guys to clean up the building, but instead I walk in on this circle jerk.
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It is when a guy curls a dumbell in one hand and strokes his cock in the other.
Spencer was jerk and curling when Michelle called. He didn't answer because his hands were full.
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when a jerk gets voted of a reality show
Man that celebrity apprentice when Donald Trump jerked-off Garry Busey was a real great watch.
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A male (Usually male) starts by lubricating, then strokingthe penis. A male will start having an erection/jerking off due to hormones. A male will usually start jerking off at the ages 10-14. Some males may start as late as 16. Males will also jerk off through out their life.
Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.
Males will also jerk off even after they get married and have regular sex.
Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.
Jim lubricates his penis then begins jerking off , or thrusting his hand in an up and down motion. While on his bed after being aroused by the porno playing on his laptop.
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When things start out as jerking yourself off, and end with either a hand job or blow job.
When she found me fondling the morning wood, she joined in and swallowed. It was a jerk job.
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The act of jerking someone off with your mouth. Usually done from the side.
J-pot: Joe was being such a dick last night he wouldn't stop boca jerking.
Prince: Isn't that just sucking dick?
J-pot: Nah, it's a mouth jerking a dick.
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a craigslist seller who dosent leave contact information. a seller who doesn't respond to e mails or phone calls. a seller who sets up a time to meet and dosen't show.a seller who expects you to belive that all the bigscreen tv needs is a fuse. a seller who claims it worked last time he tried it, or it worked when you got it,and you somehow broke it. a seller who will sell something after you put down a deposite and have left to get the rest of the cash, and doesn't understand why you are pissed. ebay scamers gone local
the cl jerk thought i would buy his pile of junk without hearing it run first. his post has been up for 3 days and the cl jerk never did return my phone calls. i thought the guy was a cl jerk but he made things right. mikie the yorkie wishes cl jerks would go back to ebay.
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