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a dumb thot who smells like cats and dove deodorant she always has a new hoe every month but when she feels like it she’s loyal
“hey is that an alli rios she’s stupid”
Very swag person who uses she/they pronouns. She deserves the world and they’ll never fail to make you smile.
Person 1: hey do you know Alli._Innit??
Person 2: No who tf is that
Person 1: go fucking die.
Basically, Allison, known as Alli, is a ballsack, a very crusty one with cheese hiding in between the folds of skin like the creamy condensed cheese like residue that hides under a males uncircumcised penis. But the cheese is especially green like the cheese from Diary of A Wimpy Kid because its so moldy, that it leaves a distinct smell of a rotting arse that was severed from Eggman. Bro even sonic cant “gotta go fast” away from this ballsack.
Person No. 1: Alli (Allison) is such a basic bitch right?
Person No. 2: No, to me shes more of a ballsack
Person No. 1: What
the girl who always goes back to her toxic ex and is the definition of dumb blonde
Allie Traxler always goes back to boys who don’t care about her
A person that owns or pretends to own a boat constructed of aluminium. They are usually gay or gayangsters.
"dude - did you see that red aluminium boat down at the ramp on Friday??"
"yeah I saw two guys bumming on it while they were motoring away - one of them must have been the ally boat owner."
the kind of hug that makes your worries fade away and restores your soul
the biggest lightweight on the planet
Tyler: “how much can you drink before you are drunk?”
Nick: “only one. I’m an ally tober”