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I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022


Ativan Evening

An evening in which you feel extremely sad or distressed so you take Ativan for literally no reason then regret it. The more Ativan Evenings you endue the more tempted you will feel yourself over time to take Ativan for literally no reason because it is an addictive demonic pill

Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Shit, having an Ativan Evening

by the only person who uses this February 12, 2024


get even, or get even worse

Casino slang refers to a situation where a player has lost a significant amount of money while playing slots and, instead of simply leaving, decides that the better course of action is to go to the baccarat or blackjack table and wager the exact amount of their loss on a single hand. If the player wins, they "get even"; if they lose, they "get even worse." This concept was developed by the infamous Vegas Matt.

Well, we just lost $12,000 in ten minutes; it is time to play a hand of baccarat and 'get even, or get even worse'

by mr katz November 20, 2024


get even, or get even worse

Casino slang refers to a situation where a player has lost a significant amount of money playing slots and, instead of simply going home, decides that the better course of action is to go to the baccarat or blackjack table and wager the exact amount of their loss on a single hand. If the player wins, they "get even"; if they lose, they "get even worse." This concept was developed by the infamous Vegas Matt.

"Well, we just lost $12,000 in twenty minutes--the best thing to do is go play one $12,000 hand of baccarat to get even, or get even worse.'

by mr katz November 21, 2024


i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023


leik i even care

when you do not care about what was said to you

Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care

by :ge: October 5, 2017


Evening Push

A bunch of men go into the forest and walk in a straight line till one shoots a dear and saves it for supper

I shot a deer during the evening push

by Hohan the Great November 21, 2020