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real date

The opposite of an online date where the man turns out to be 3 inches shorter, has half as much hair and lives with his mom. And the girl is 20 pounds heavier and is neither "fun" or "easy going."

Hey, so which site is your date tonight from? None, it's a real date.

by The Nev January 07, 2009


creepin it real

when someone is consistently creepin on things that are goin on in your life

Missy is constantly creepin it real at work.

by smitty_oh_6 December 01, 2008


Real Doll

A soft, life-like and flexible manniquin with orifices for pathetic, ugly men to have sex with.

"Hi I'd like to buy a Real Doll for $5000 because I'm a lonely freak that wants to fuck plastic.."

by Rayza January 23, 2004


on da real

to seriously mean somthing or to be serious about somthing

harlem native: camron is da shit son
miami native: on da real, dat nigga is garbage

by bmjr July 02, 2005


real world

it sucks.

the real world SUCKS

by chicky July 08, 2003


Real Life

A video game that used to have some awesome graphics, but has always had the worst gameplay ever. At this point, the graphics are pretty obsolete compared to the powers of Frostbite 2, Unreal engine 3, and Cryengine 3. Developer God has not released any info of a new Real Life with up to date graphics, and decent gameplay. Possibly the most expensive game ever because you will find yourself spending millions every year just to keep playing. Complete waste of money. I suggest you turn your attention to Skyrim, Crysis, Halo, and really anything that has been made with at least Frostbite 1 looking graphics.

I just spent OVER 9000 dollars to keep my crappy 2 story house which I barely make in a month. It took me 21 years to get my hands on a firearm, which was not allowed to be used anyways. Real Life sucked, going back to Skyrim.

by cartoonssuckbringontheanime987 January 13, 2013


real music

(lucky me for getting here first)
n.Music made that that has no help of hot music video girls, implants, gimmicks, voice enhancers, steroids, or repeating a single lyric over and over because your big name and street cred will automatically make anyone buy your crappy rap music no matter how much it sucks and love it in fear of being socially rejected despite the fact that your early career as a free styler was a million times more inventive and would have impressed those haters at the FCC somehow and saved white people across the world a lot of time typing up angry letters, posts, dictionary inserts, etc.

-Why are you listening to Usher? Bach was the last real musician!
--yo, shut the **** up foo befo I knock yo ***! HE use only 10 real word of dis english, making it easy for me and my ghetto culture allies to comprehend.
-SHutup, Mike, and stop pretending you're black.

by Trex July 21, 2004