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The urge to eat, when your not actually hungry, when you know something would be really good
S: "You have any nutella?"
J: "We literally ate like 15 minutes ago.."
S: "Yeah, I'm just really food horny for them right now"
J: "Say no more"
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When someone wishes they were dead but they’re too much of a bitch and want to be choked to death by a dick/pussy but sadly they get none.
“i’m horny and suicidal”
“same bro”
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when you really wanna talk about your feelings late at night. Usually happens when no one is free to talk to you and you just sit there like an emotionally constipated fool.
Haven't had a heart to heart convo with my bestie about things that are going on these past few days. I'm so emotionally horny
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horny jail is a place where horny niggas go cause they are being too horny aka the gulag
holy fuck ryan bah ur goin to horny jail
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A teen that is really engrossed in personal amusement, typically what 95% of people on the in urbandirectory are since every word now has its own sexual innuendo.
Teacher: Now class, define a tangent.. yes you Billy
Horny teen: Its when you put your penis between a women's boobs
Teacher: *facepalm* Billy do you really have to mention your needs
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when you buy something (pair of expensive boxers/lingerie set etc) whilst slightly aroused then you regret it after losing your arousal and thinking why the hell did i buy those?
the item then becomes relevant again next time you’re horny, but loses it’s relevance again after.
single people are 10x more likely to make a horny purchase, as you have to then (even slightly) regret the item given that nobody is there to appreciate it but you.
“why did you buy them expensive boxers, you’re single it’s not like anybody is going to appreciate them? “
“was a horny purchase mate”
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