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A woman´s hips or ass. Anything that could potentially get near a man´s missle.
Kevin wants to know about his teacher´s missle defense system. We´re talking, curves, we´re talking Homeland Security, baby!
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A game played by your self or with others. In witch one sits under a desk or table in there under ware and talks about the solar system. If you hit your head on thus table you will be subtracted one point. A point is given to any comment about the universe.Some times played with evil dragons.....
"Tim was sitting alone under his end table in his under ware while talking about the universe. He then hit his head and subtracted one point from his testimonialishous score."
doing this is called the solar system game..
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The Canadian base system is:
- first base: kissing and fondling breasts
- second base: hand job, fingering or oral sex
- third base: sex, and
- home base (or fourth base): sex with a hockey puck used as a dildo and maple syrup used as lubricant.
Katie: All my friends from back home in Northern Ontario go to home base (Canadian base system) by the time they're 15.
David: Is this why hockey and maple syrup are so popular in Canada?
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A form of rating women as compared to ramming the equivalent number of hamsters up your bum.
Boy oh boy that girl was so hot, she's worth 18 hamsters
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The surreptitious use of Google Latitude on your girlfriend's phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. Tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. Also requires a phone that supports Latitude, but helped by the prevalence of Android, Apple OS and Blackberry phones.
Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
John: so Carla's gone out with her friends tonight, huh? Where are they headed?
Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???
John: dude!
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If you're reading this, probably the star system in which you live (unless you're an EBE with a really long-distance wireless internet connection).
The Terran Solar system is a planetary star system. It is a group of 8 planets orbiting a yellow, middle aged (approx. 5 billion), type G star. This star is called is often referred to as Sol or "The Sun" by the system's inhabitants. The four outermost planets Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus are cold gas giants. Jupiter is the largest, it is a "failed star" and Saturn is known for it beautiful set of rings.
The four inner planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars are terrestrial (mostly solid). The third planet is Earth, it is home many of life forms; because the system hosts an inhabited world it is named first for that planet with life and then for the star it orbits.
Note: Traditionally the Terran Solar System was said to contain 9 planets, but when human astronomers updated their definition of planet the former 9th planet, Pluto, was removed from the list. Although Pluto is no longer a planet in the eyes of modern astronomers it is still traditionally a planet.
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Briggsy's ugly rotting cock is so full of holes that when he pisses he needs to lean over the bath but then still manages to flood the bathroom. It is said that it does come in useful when he holds his weekly golden shower parties.
I went to Homebase, but they didn't have any of the normal ones left, so I had to get a Briggsy Sprinkler System!
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