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Numbers Man

Term used for someone with connections. "Numbers" is a reference to having the right digits to call when things are needed.

I got my friend to hit up his numbers man and he got us this bomb chronic!

by Evan_Mitt December 15, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


take a number

the reply you get when you try to pick up a chick and she doesn't dig you at all.

means: before i do you, i'd do a whole bunch of others.

short for: "take a umber and wait. forever!"

Guy: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Take a number."

by houdini October 14, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cut the numbers

To look over one's budget or financial position.

Wanna get a pizza?
Lemme cut the numbers real fast, I got no cash on me.

Honey, take me shopping for Valentine's day.
Ok sweetheart. Let me cut some numbers, you can go grab your coat, we can leave in five.
(woman takes one hour to 'get ready', guy browses pr0n online.)

by phillydrifter February 14, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Avocado's number

Avocado's number, 1.66ร—10โปยฒโด = 1/Avogadro's number, is the number of moles in a guacamole. A guacamole is Avocado's number of moles, which just happens to be one molecule. While we're at it, a guacameter is 1.66ร—10โปยฒโด meters, just as a yoctometer is 10โปยฒโด meters.

We study single molecules. We used to have to say we study 1.66 yoctomoles of molecules, but ever since ISO added the prefix guaca, equal to Avocado's number, we study one guacamole of molecules.

by Dr. Ripe Avocado, PhD. November 24, 2022

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dropping numbers

In gang conflicts if you turn an enemy's friends against him he has no strength in number and there won't be much if any retribution in response to giving him a green light.

Tommy is as good as dead. Los Locos Vatos dropped his numbers (dropping numbers) and now he's on the hat for all the work he put in against them!

by raptor5000 April 2, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cereal number

The "on a scale from one to a hundred" nutritional-rating figure --- one being totally lousy and hyper-fattening, like Chocolate-Covered Sugar-Krunchies, and a hundred being a "perfect ten", like quick oats or plain shredded-wheat biscuits with whole milk and raisins --- that is assigned to a particular grain-based breakfast-selection, depending on how healthfully-balanced a food it is.

Murphy's Law: "Most any breakfast-snack will have a cereal number that is in direct inverse proportion to how tasty and appealing it is to the majority of members of the general public, especially the little ones." Ain't DAT da truth????

by QuacksO July 11, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Number Beep

A way of getting one's attention on the phone by pressing a number on the number pad for a little while when they will either

A) Not shut up
B) Aren't paying attention
C) Just being annoying

Robert wouldn't answer me when I was talking to him so I number beeped him to get his attention

by The Domster October 5, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž