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The people born on this day are the craziest and funniest people you will ever meet they always lighten the mood on a bad day
Person 1: I wish I was born on October 26
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: so I could make people’s days
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national slap dat ass day. no ones safe have fun
yo you know it’s october 27 bend over
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October 27 is a very special holiday because the boys are happy
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This day, to be kind to insecure people, you will have to hug a flat girl. Let’s raise the awareness for flat people.
Erik: Yo that girl’s flat dude!
Mike: Dude, it’s 29th October! We have to give her a hug, bro!
Erik: Oh yeah, right!
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THIS IS AN UNREAL DATE like cmon whatchu thinkin broski like o my ger
Turdhole1: “Hey it’s October 32nd!!”
Turdhole2: “Bro u losing ur mind that’s not a real date”
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Other wise known as National Fisting Day! You can go up to anyone and fist them to celebrate the holiday!
“Hey you know what today is?” “No” “It’s national fisting day! I’m going to fist you to celebrate!” “Oh okay!”
National Fisting Day: On October 21st. You can go up to anyone and fist them to celebrate the holiday!
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Hey I like you, wanna date
Sure, it’s national ask your crush out on October 5
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