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A male who can be pretentious, mean,rude, crude, immoral and talentless opportunist. Lives off the knowledge, beauty,labor and/or talent of others. But for some reason has an inflated sense of self-worth. Can either be wealthy or poor financialy. Financial wealth is not a factor. He usually achieves by backstabbing and scabbing to his benefit. Only does things that benefit himself in someway with little true regard for others. People always end up being burned or mishandled in the end by this person.
Father: I don't want you hanging around that Tom dude.
Daughter: He is not that bad. He drives a BMW and works as a broker.
Father: Any guy that takes a women to dinner and then a sex shop on a first date is a Cheap Guy!
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A man who has tourettes, loves tony the tiger, hates head and shoulders and tartar control, his dad died and nobody cares, he feels like a piece of shit,
Tourettes guy is so cool, but i would love to see tourettes guy on BZ
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A fun guy is a male or female that thinks they are a funny person but has corney jokes instead of insulting them call them a fun guy
“ I hate people I wish I was a rock” - sally
“You’re a fun guy sally so fun 😐” - Mark
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Noun: To become radically inebriated at a company/family function within the first 30-45 minutes of arrival.
Actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones sexual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a glass table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.
Cautionary Warning: Guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that Guy-del. Monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that Guy-del.
ME: Look at Phil. He is already ballroom dancing with the boss' wife.
YOU1: Well, someone has to be that Guy-del.
YOU2: Yeah and it saves me from being that Guy-del.
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A noice guy is a guy who will always text back straight away and always gass you up. He is always making you laugh and smile which is a good thing because he already knows.
That one guy who no matter how much y'all fight and fuss. He'll always be there when you need him. The one whose always in your heart. The one the love will never go away for. Your forever guy.
He's my forever guy, I can't help but love him.
The guy with a chronic masturbation addiction that leads to domestic chaos and eventual divorce.
Guy 1: Yo nigga what does this guy have.
Guy 2: He has Lotion Guy Syndrome
Guy 1: DAMN!