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Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.
Example One
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.
Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?
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Commonly referred to by the LateNightShots crowd as SP, is the restaurant that has a bar downstairs that resembles a basement frat party in Georgetown. The crowd is exclusive and you must be on "the list" to even get in. The list is composed of a random assortment of people with rich parents and others who go out too much, honored every year by Washington Life Magazine. This is the place where the young people go so they can do whatever they want without any reprecussions, except from being talked about on the LateNightShots.com forums the next day.
I am going tonight to Smith Point to take down smoke.
Turbo's and Turbette's are not ever allowed or considered for LNS or Smith Point.
If you are not on the list at Smith Point then you are not on LateNightShots.com
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from the animated masterpiece;
Sexy Commando Gaiden Sugoiyo!! Masarusan
Masaru, possibly the greatest sexy commando to ever grace the earth, wears two shining circular disks upon his shoulders. these disks are lovingly referred to as his 'charm points'.
When worn, Masaru's hair mysteriously becomes several inches longer, this makes the items highly valuable in the eyes of certain devious hair growth researchers. These researchers have attempted to take the charm points by force in the past, but were no match for Masaru.
Other strange features include bizzare smoke/steam that the charm points produce when in the rain, strange technological disturbances ((such as cash registers spelling out strange messages rather than computing the amount of money to be exchanged)) and the fact that they weigh a fricking TON!. (Masaru lifts them with ease, which proves to be misleading to the other characters)
Masaru found his beloved charm points in the mountains, therefore he wisely deducted that they came from the earth. Emediately after aquiring the charm points Masaru was confronted by several rude, naked, glowing children with huge black eyes, who demanded Masaru should give them his beloved accessories. Not one to tolerate rudeness, Masaru promply beat them up and went on his merry way.
"what are those things?!?"
"these.. are my CHARM POINTS!"
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A very useful way of saying "I hear you, but I don't give a damn!" without appearing to give offence in a discussion.
"The research into the habitat and ongoing ecological damage control systems by the institute of applied science field work study team has found that such a program will have adverse effects on the ecosystem as a whole and is not, in the foreseeable future, sustainable."
"Good point!"
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A meeting at a prearranged time and place
Once the robbery is complete we meet back up the rondevu point, got it?!
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When you cut a slice of bread in half diagonally, you have just created toast points.
Or, it's the way of keeping track of who is winning the famed and glorious toast competition.
Whoa, hoooooooo that's not bread....those are toast points!
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What intravenous drug users say when they want to shoot drugs without drawing unwanted attention.
Hurry up Ron, let's get to the point already!
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