Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain
This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.
When your boy is bumming you so hard that the condom busts when he cums in your booty.
Nate: Andy why is your booty dripping?
Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...
Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.
the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!
billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(
when some on is on the internet talking junk only because they are not face to face with you, miles and miles away!
"Oh I'm a ni99er! O..OK you are really net hard on Halo right now"
"Why these people on Facebook so net hard, I bet they wouldn't say that to my face!"
A hypothetical device that a medical professional would use to capture and detain the mentally disturbed.
I saw Jonathan running around the park chasing squirrels - someone needs to get the Butterfly Net out.
the act of making love in a hammock
Hey Love, let's do the white net crawl tonight.