Table Tennis

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. Generally refers to gay sex, but is occasionally used to refer to heterosexual sex as well.

Oh, John? Yeah, I've played table tennis with him a few times, if you know what I mean.

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Turn table

A sexual manuaver: Where you constantly switching between cowgirl and reverse cowgirl in one direction either clockwise or anti clock wise.

Last night I had this girl ontop like a Turn table. I spun her like record remix on my penis.

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table fucker

a person who does something that is unforgivable and really jerk-like.

He cheated on you? What a table fucker

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party table

A table including Agustin, Joana, & Kaela.

Basically it means fun.

This table is such a party table because it has Joana, Kaela, & Agustin.

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table tugger

A hand job under the table while in a restaurant or some other public place.

I saw this creepy video on fapdu.com of a guy getting a table tugger at different McDonald's.

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Dancing on tables

Any public expression or display of queerness. E.g. going out in drag, wearing pride merch, men wearing makeup etc.

He was dancing on tables so that everyone knew the real him and men might approach him in the club.

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Table 7

A term used for a table in a restaurant that is above 6 while still being below 8 and is the reason why I declared war on the native hippos of antartica after they didn’t give nachos because “7 is an unlucky number” buncha frickin idiots.

“Table 7 is unlucky”
Yeah sure bud

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