Nutley Train

A metaphor for a train which stops for no one, nothing and nowhere. In it's 62 years service, it has instituted the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the long awaited reunification of East and West Germany; helped America elect it's first African American president in the form of Barack Obama, and is well on it's way to the destruction of demin jackets, leading to eventual worldwide justice. After this project, due to be finished in 2027, she will be frozen in space in a satellite orbiting the Earth, as so to be ready incase there is another worldwide crisis (the idea is based on Dr Evil in the Austin Powers movie, but not evil).

Person 1: 'Hey, I think that's our train...'
Person 2: 'No, that's the Nutley train, ther's no way we will survive...'

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roast train

To roast someone really fast pointing out many features about there aperence -Zach and Sam

P1: Woah he's giving out tickets to the roast train
P2:Last guy was really fuckin salty

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Italian Train

This is when two Italian men run a train (aka: a threesome) on any girl from any country.(your preference)

Dalcero: Damn dude last night was intense!
Splinter: Yeh man totally ran an Italian train on that American girl.

Dalcero: Choo Choo!!

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black train

When a white lady only wants black penis

Natasha only likes the Black Train

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Snack Train

When a group of friends all get up at the same time to get snacks. Usually the group walks in single file to obtain the snacks. If the the snack station is lacking then the snack train derails.

friend 1 "Anybody wanna get snacks?"
friend 2 "Snacks buddy?"
friend 1 "All aboard the snack train!"

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Curry Train

When a person from India that has an odor of curry passes you.

damn, the curry train just passed me.

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Wine train

A train ride with wine-tasting!

"All aboard the wine train" "Hey open up wine! Linda's comin' in!"

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