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Sweet Weasel

A man (sweet little weasel is a girl) that exudes an air of sweeteness by complimenting the opposite sex, and sharing long intimate conversations with the alterioir motive of having crazy monkey sex with the person of the opposite sex.

Greg: You are so sweet. I love talking to you on the phone for hours on end...tell me more

Girl: Gosh! No one ever listened to me like you do...You are TOO sweet!!!!

Greg: I'm a SWEET WEASEL! You wanna have hot crazy monkey sex now?

by Sweeet li'l weasel July 21, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt Weasel

The name of "Bone Minnions" on Guild Wars

I just summoned a Cunt Weasel!!!

by True Walking Tank December 29, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Synister Weasel

A Synister Weasel is promiscuous female, one who may deceptively act innocent whilst cheating on her man.

"Yo, just brapped out some guy in Gedzville tossing ma' girls salad!"

"man, that gash is a synister weasel, bre!"

by MC Scratch August 9, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


chicken weasel

1. an exclaimitory phrase; 2. a phrase used for utter randomness i.e. bieng said at random points in time for the sake of saying so. 3. funny endearing way for mark and harmony to connect thier odd friendship at random intervals. in all uses the phrase was invented and coined by me... Mark Seliga

1. Chicken Weasel!!! 2. ... chicken weasel... 3. mark "chicken"... harmony"weasel" *smiles*

by Charles Phoenix July 31, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick weasel

small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside

1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.

by Big Al March 11, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheese weasel

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore; gold digger.

Verb: To take or hog something with total disregard to the owner; to greedily take or keep something to one's self that is supposed to be shared; bogart.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

by DjSuzySolar September 10, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butt Weasel

A person who weasels around in other peoples butts.

He's such a butt weasel.

by MissMasochist December 30, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž