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The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off
“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”
A padded chair people use to store clothing and other misc. items. ie. chairdrobe
Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.
I'm going to sit on my padded table.
Standing on top of your own shoes when in the dressing room of a store, refusing to stand barefoot on the floor
The floor is gross in here so I am lily-padding.
When an anti-Israel advocate is debating and realizes that they are about to lose the argument so they jump from the subject they were debating to another in order to avoid admitting they were wrong.
Ali was lily padding between Israel being a settler colonialist state to being an apartheid state to committing a genocide in order to avoid admitting she was wrong about all three accusations.
When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.
"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"
When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.
Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left some bachelor pads on the seat.
When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.
Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left a couple bachelor pads lying around.