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Panic Disorder

Under the tongue root, a fight most dread. While another rages behind in the head.
Robert Graves The White Goddess - Battle of the Trees (32-35)

What does it feel like to be inside the head of somebody who's has a panic disorder? Well you should read an excerpt from the book White goddess. You're literally fighting inside your head with two different emotions. Good and bad. Calm and fear.

by stat1c_m1k_- May 24, 2023


Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.

Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic

by deltabeta April 04, 2021


Pee-panic

The panicked need to pee combined with the sudden psychological urgentness that seems to come when you’re finally at the urinal or toilet and get stuck on a zipper or can’t find the hole in your boxers. When you’ve waited for an hour and almost piss yourself at the last second.

I finally got to the front of the long bathroom line at the concert and had a pee-panic when I couldn’t get my dick out of my pants.

by TRG21. August 24, 2021


Moral Panic

What leftists accuse you of when you criticise sexual promiscuity, prostitution and in the biggest self report of the millennia, the idea that a child can consent to a sexual relationship with an adult. Because if they can consent to “gender-affirming care”, before they're even a teen, what else can they consent to?

Person 1: TED sucked for the last ten years. They went from talking about physics, chemistry, engineering, philosophy, and it became "what if the baby consents?"

Leftist 1: That's pretty revolutionary and hot tho

Person 2: this one too , check the harddrive (referring to Leftist 1)

Leftist 2: moral panic is disgusting (replying to Person 2)

Disclaimer
This was a real comment chain on a YouTube video.

by Noticer64 January 30, 2025


Moral Panic

Controlled opposition.

Hym “Moral Panic and Controlled Opposition are both... Terms... and they both mean things.”

Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dO tHeY mEaN!?”

Hym “GET OUT OF HERE DR. JEEPJORP! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!”

Dr . JeepJorp *whimpers and hobbles away*

Hym “Jesus... Where was I? Oh! Controlled opposition. That’s why the Overton window exists. That’s why we’re kept in the feedback loop. You don’t care. You get your little dick sucked? Or your fat meaty cock gobbled? You manage to get some of your life subsidized? Are you not being crimed? Then you’re fine. Quit complaining about your life. I had to work hard to get where I am! Unless I lied. Then I just lied with every waking breath and everyone around me just went along with it. People don’t even know the difference! They can’t even think! They just accept the propositions. No matter how absurd.”

by Hym Iam December 02, 2022


Panic buyers

Cunts

Panic buyers should be shot on sight

by Lapford Mafia November 01, 2020


Panic Buyers

People who’re so scared they buy everything they can find in Walmart. Typically, people seeing others panicking encourages them to panic and buy a ton of shit, too.

“Those panic buyers bought all the goddamn toilet paper

by Pink Lemons March 18, 2020