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Means roughly "I agree" or "read this!"; unequivocal agreement with or endorsement of someone else's statements, oftentimes accompanied by an elaboration on the original statement. Generally found online in forums in reply to a post which the user of the phrase wants to highlight as exceptionally insightful or worthy of other readers' attention. Infrequently used IRL but hey, it's got to start somewhere. Possibly but inconclusively coined on slashdot. May occasionally be used in response to an item with which the user disagrees but wants to honorably highlight anyway.
David: You know, medieval people didn't really believe the earth was flat.
Frank: Mod parent up! This is a total myth. The story was made up as a strawman to make fun of religious people, but it is bogus. Every literate person knew the earth was a sphere, and probably every illiterate person also.
Sarah: But they did think the earth was the center of the universe.
Dropping your child off at someone else's house to be watched while you go off and get your eyebrows waxed or someother such nonsense while simultaneously doing some rat-tastic bullshit like handing over the child with a known soiled diaper or dropping off the child for hours with no diapers, food, or other child essentials.
-Honey, what's that smell?
-Danielle dropped off her baby with a loaded diaper.
-Oh let me grab you a diaper and some wipes.
-There isn't any, I already checked.
-Ain't that some Rat Queen Parenting.
When your mother is addicted to parent connect ( a grade monitoring website) and finds out about everthing and anything you do at school . And its flawed so half the time she will yell at you for nothing!
My mom is such a parent connect whore she knows i failed a test before i did!
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Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.
At a fast food restaurant*
note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self
15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.
Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?
group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*
Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?
Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents
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Metaphorical term for parents who overprotect their children. Everything is too dangerous for them, their children aren't allowed to participate in active sports or outdoor activities at all.
Camp Manager: You may want to have a word with Mdm. Lee, she checks on her son every 2 hours and that's against camp policy.
Camp Counsellor: Oh him.He's got cotton wool parents. I've had enough of those.
Camp Manager: Short of banning her from the campsite, is there anything else we could do?
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A kick ass cartoon about a boy named Timmy and his fairy godparents Cosmo and Wanda. They get into all sorts of crazy misadvenures while having adult humor and subjects little kids probably won't get, but hey, they'll figure it out later.
Timmy: I have some good news and some bad news!
King Grippulon: What's the good news?
Cosmo: The good news is I named my nickel Phillip!
King Grippulon: What's the bad news?
Cosmo: It's a girl nickel!
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One of the only good nick toons on nick.
That is besides spongebob.
Timmy Turner has fairy godparents that are fairly odd parents!
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