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Penis

Owners of this particular organ tend to be arrogant for without a reason. The arrogance amazes others because they usually, most indeed, have absolutely nothing to be arrogant about. They also tend to only think with it and think that lesbians will "convert" after it. Also known as a "Cherry Popper", this organ can get out of control, and blow at any moment given. This organ is the downfall of the race, by failing to realize the other organ, vagina, does indeed have pain when this organ is insert into it's vaginal canal.

Damn, you must have some big penis.

by Zwitter_Kokain July 29, 2005


penis

An object on a male body, which I put in my mouth.

If I had a penis I'd fuck myself and then fuck you.

by Spanky March 05, 2005


Penis

long thing

by Anonymous December 06, 2002


peni

plural for penis

those guys have Peni

by Taylor February 22, 2004


penis

a thing to put in the garage

jonny went to school and put the limo in the garage of his 90 year old teacher

by the penis man November 09, 2003


penis

i have a penis

that thing that dangles

by peeman April 27, 2003


penis

Okay, they publish the definition for "penis", but won't publish an intelligently formulated non-sexual definition.

What a bunch of penises!

by GainTrain June 02, 2014