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A cell phone that you have to leave on vibrate because it doesn't have a ring.
Person 1: Hey, you won't be able to reach my cell this summer.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 1: I have a LeBron phone. It doesn't work in June.
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A British synonym of phantom phone, the experience of feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket when in fact it hasn't. You are either imagining it or mistaking other vibration sources for your phone.
Commonly occurs when driving in the narrow cobble-stoned streets of London. More likely to occur if you are talking about someone behind their back. You suddenly think they're calling you, feel an immediate twinge of guilt, followed by immense relief when you realise it was just phone leg.
Ed: "Hang on, my phone's going. Oh no it's not. It's phone leg. I thought it was my daughter. Do you get phone leg?"
Rob: "Yes, but I try not to keep it in my leg."
Ed: "What are you, a terminator?"
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When another person steals your phone whilst you are writing a text message or to update your facebook status. They then finish your sentence, using sexual or derogatory comments.
Text message to friend "Yeah im gonna call dad in 30 mins 'to see if he wants to suck my cock' " - Phone jacked.
Facebook Status "Andrew Loves Penis" - Phone jacked
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when one is excessively in the mood for phone sex
I was talking to Adriana the other day and all she could talk about was how phone horny she was.
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a form of having sex during lokcdown with your other half because coronavirus is preventing you from seeing them. It mainly consists of a face to face chat with them but can be on speaker only. Both people talk seductively and attempt to turn on the other person whilst also masturbating with them simultaneously.
downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
mate: "yo what you did with your gyal last night?"
me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"
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In рhоnе ѕеx, hеr imаginаtiоn iѕ frее tо mаkе thе ѕсеnе аѕ ѕеxу аѕ роѕѕiblе. Evеrуthing iѕ реrfесt in рhоnе ѕеx, bесаuѕе it iѕ аll imаginаtiоn. And thuѕ, рhоnе sex iѕ a vеrу роwеrful tооl. Phоnе ѕеx givеѕ уоu a liсеnѕе tо tаlk dirtу tо уоur wоmаn. Bеѕt оf аll, it givеѕ уоu a liсеnѕе tо mаkе rеаl thingѕ that уоu аnd hеr hаvе nоt yet dоnе. Get really good aat it by calling a pro at 1 800 LiveGirls. Then you'll have some real Phone Sex game.
Yo baby gimme some phone sex Please
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1.see Public Toilet.
2.a box containing a Phone that can be used in exchange for currency
Bloke 1: 'I need a piss'
Bloke 2: 'Go f'one in t'phone box'
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