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2.) someone or something that is annoying,stupid, weird or even funny
my mom is such a penis pillow she just grounded me
A pillow that a man often places between his thighs at night so that his penis and testicles are not uncomfortably squeezed by his legs.
My dick's been super uncomfortable while sleeping lately, so I used a penis pillow last night.
pillow tweets are tweets sent while in bed (late at night before bed or early morning before waking up). serious tweeters (see pillow hog) may pillow tweet for up to an hour before getting out of bed or going to sleep.
my girl was pillow tweeting all night and i didn't get any.
A euphemism for sex among preteens.
Tim: Dude! Eva and I are gonna play Pillow Pets after school today.
Rick: Heh, She's such a slut cuz we played it this morning in homeroom!
A pillow partition is a set of pillows or large body pillow initially placed between a male, usually claimed to be just a friend and female sleeping in the same bed who are not lovers publicly and have no other option for sleeping arrangements. The main purpose is to give the female who may have a boyfriend or may not want the outside world to know of her whorish ways a solid excuse to avoid judgment from her keeping of additional bedfellows and/or negative reaction from significant other.
Example 1:
Girl - "My boyfriend is going to kill me if he finds out we only had one bed in this room."
Boy - "It's ok, I can whip up a pillow partition for you to take a picture of in case he gets upset. We can get rid of it after the picture."
Example 2:
Boy - "I thought you said we could at least cuddle?"
Girl - "That was until you surprise attacked me with a spontaneous erection."
Boy - "I'm not sure that was so spontaneous, we should be safe and put up a pillow partition tonight."
Example 3:
Girl - "I swear I never sleep in the same bed with boys unless I'm dating them. We must use a pillow partition tonight."
Boy - "That is what most whores say."
Refers to a pleasant conversation that you share with a buxom gal while your face is buried between her ample tits. Extra brownie-points if you remembered to "mow the lawn" right beforehand, so that the chest-sharing chick just feels satiny-smooth jowls in her cleavage rather than sandpapery raspies or prickly/tickly hairs; besides, freshly-shaved cheeks are ultra-sensitive, and so you get a "past heavenly" feeling from softly rubbing your face against a girl's "girls".
Horny dude: I love having pillow-talks with Tiffany; da only prob is that I usually doze off halfway through da conversation because her nice warm "pillows" super-relax me and make me drowsy, and so I end up just laying my head on her chest and falling asleep.
Usually a girl that likes guys but sometimes girls, just rarely. She likes to receive but not give. Like head from both of the sexes but will most likely NOT return the favor.
She's hot, but she's a fucking pillow princess, dude.