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Drop off some plates

The act of taking a dump, but as described by how many terds/or the physical amount of pooh being dropped into the toilet at a specific time.

Man, I should not have had those enchiladas, I gotta go drop off some plates.

Man, I just dropped off three plates in the shitter.

Dude, I gotta drop off some plates.

by jigsawlvmc March 8, 2009

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take my plate downstairs

A phrase used to escape awkward conversations or situations.

Jimmy: mind you shagged at that ugly burd.
Thomas: I need to take my plate downstairs.

by TomoC22 February 12, 2011

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New Jersey license plate

taking a dump on a hot girls lower back while she is in a doggie style position.

That girl is all about the New Jersey license plate.

by Wanda Bangs December 26, 2011

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Chrome plating a rubbish tin

For those who spend money restoring or repairing a piece of shit.

dude, you spend how much on that piece of shit car? talk about chrome plating a rubbish tin?

by Profix October 24, 2008

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poon plated porkie

an object that is plated with vaginal skin.

Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.

by Gaydos October 20, 2003

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Gold Plated Toilet Seat

A person who is cheesy, a snob, and one who thinks:
1. "They're all that!" and really aren't, or
2. Believes they know more than everyone else, but really don't, and/or
3. Thinks they are better than everyone else.

In usage, such a person is described as sitting on their gold plated toilet seat, or asked to "get off their gold plated toilet seat."

See also: high horse, putting on the dog

Did you notice Angela at today's staff meeting? She was sitting on her gold plated toilet seat, trying to tell everyone what to do! Everyone knows she ain't all that!

by CheetahCats April 11, 2010

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Fuck Me Sideways With A Plate

An expression of surprise.

Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_o December 29, 2009

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