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I put it in her chocolate pocket last night.
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to be sprung over a boy/girl and youll prolably do anything him/her
Tyrone: Dang yo u dnt evn bii me stuff n we ben kool 4eva!!
Jay: Yea, BUT ireallii lyk her..
Tyrone: Maaaane she got u "in pocket"!!
Jay: Naaaah mane dnt no chik get jay in pocket..
Tyrone: Pssshhh yea wuteva!!
sprung
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A polystyrene cup Bob Fossil puts in his breast pocket after unsuccessfully bribing Howard Moon into fist-fighting a Killeroo (a killer kangaroo) with it.
From The Mighty Boosh.
"Note to self: pocket cup."
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It's a vagina designed vibrator toy with an average sized tunnel of four to six inches long to fit the hand palm usually closed or open-ended made for travel companions to tuck away in their carry on bags.
I recommend a pocket pussy for my husband when he travels abroad.
Pocket pussy fulfills men desire when their wives are missing in action.
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(noun) An orifice, of a thot, in which one temporarily stores his penis; usually the vagina, rectum, or mouth, but can include other less conventional holes and crevices
"Aye, you know that bitch from last night? She had a nasty ass thot pocket."
*bing* "Thot pocket!"
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somebody who got lots of money
look at that jag hes drivin - he must have some fat pockets
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Noun:
1. A small minded person with limited imagination, whose interaction with the world is characterised by an urge to define, limit and quantify.
Identifying characteristics include an urge to control the behaviour of others and a seeming unlimited capacity to spout nonsensical garbage and attempt to justify it as 'best practice'.
2. A mechanical person kept in the pocket. Usually placed on a table and, once a battery has been inserted (in orifice of choice), proceeds to march around, salute and make unreasonable demands.
3. A politician or public relations manager.
4. A small dried dog turd kept in the pocket and used as a worry bead.
General Usage:
Commonly used in reference to politicians, pubic relations workers, government employees, traffic wardens, volunteer managers, shopping centre security guards and social workers.
General use includes any person who, having been given the tiniest amount of responsibility, then begins to engage in behaviour likely to result in limiting the rights of others under the pretext of acting 'for the common good'.
Partial phrases useful for identifying possible pocket nazis:
"I think you will all agree with me that....."
"There is no doubt that vulnerable sections of our community...."
"Oi... what do you think yur doin then?"
"We all appreciate your efforts and believe you understand that the hard choices before us..."
"Excuse me sir..."
"Sign here, please"
"Christ, what a pocket nazi."
"Are you the pocket nazi from the government?"
"What a fucking pocket nazi!"
"I need a new pocket nazi - this one stinks."
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