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dude look at that kids poser sleeve and snakebites
what a faggot
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A young person (typically female or feminine/emo male) who listens to metalcore, deathcore or nu-metal. These genres represent the extremely commercial form of metal music and are designed for teenage girls/boys. These genres are widely considered as fake metal or poser metal among the true metal-fans.
Bands like Bullet For My Valentine, Bring Me The Horizon, As I Lay Dying and Slipknot are typical examples about fake metal, poser metal and mallcore.
Metal-poser is basically a fan of nu-metal, metalcore or deathcore.
True Metalhead: "I enjoy many different metal sub-genres like heavy metal, power metal, NWOBHM, thrash metal, speed metal, black metal, viking metal, progressive metal, death metal and doom metal. Some of my favourite bands include Black Sabbath, Pentagram, Death, Saxon, Mercyful Fate, Led Zeppelin, Satyricon, Kreator, Slayer, Behemoth and Amon Amarth. I have a lot of respect for the fore-fathers of metal music and I buy real albums."
Metal-Poser: "I just downloaded some songs by Bullet For My Valentine and I Killed the prom Queen. Man, they are sooo br00tal."
True Metalhead: "What are you? A Metal-Poser?"
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Usually a really rich brat who tries to act like they love the environment even though they drive a Toyota SUV. They constantly talk about going to college in Colorado and try to make radical statements which are often not radical in any shape or form. They also use polaroid instant cameras and use film cameras for taking their facebook or myspace profile pictures. They are normally underage and act like they will be the one that will change the world. They also constantly talk about the Beatles, John Lennon, and The Flaming Lips.
"So did you hear that Alex is going to Colorado for college?"
"Yea and his parents are letting him take his 4Runner, he'll fit in really well with all those other indie posers."
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An Indie Poser is an individual who decides to go "indie" because they want to try to be "different". They will most likely take bubblegum pop music and change the song title, artist and album name, and also the album artwork so that it looks as though it were indie. They also try to get the "indie look" by wearing stupid crap that doesn't match. When asked what stereotype they would consider themselves, they will usually respond, "Oh, I'm SOO indie." If you check their iPod, they will say, "You probably won't know any of the bands, they're ALL INDIE." You must avoid these people. They are obnoxious and dumb.
Indie: Hey, have you ever heard of "She Who Paints Walls"? It's this fairly new indie band.
Indie Poser: LOL yeah! I have all of their songs!
Indie: You do realize I just made that up, right?
Indie Poser: ....
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Bands that posers love to listen to.
Good Charlotte,Green Day,My Chemical Romance,Simple Plan, Ashlee Simpson. say all you want but we all know it's true!
Hey Blair, I just came from American Eagle and bought this super cute $40 vintage t-shirt! and now I'm heading over to Sam Goody to buy the new Avril Lavigne album!
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What posers do when they try to skateboard. Usually for kickflips but could be for other technical tricks.
Poser: I'm soo good I can do a kickflip
Skater: Bullshit
Poser: (trys to but falls over and busts his ass)
Skater: hah what a poser flip
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1. a discrace to emos worldwide.
2. an ugly, poser emo girl who has nothing better to do than cut herself horizontally like a pussy to get attention and call herself "emo", when she can just deal with her ONE problem, stop cutting herself and calling herself emo so people stop talking shit and maybe make more than ONE friend.
3. a girl that got her ass whooopeedd by someone sexy :)
sexy girl: "you dont even know what emo is"
emo poser: yes i do (shows horizontal pussy cuts)
sexy girl: SO? just cuz u cut urself doesnt mean ur emo
emo poser: "im emo, its just what i am"
LMFAO
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