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Forget about Netflix and chill, it's time for Amazon Prime.
Girl: Netflix and chill?
Boy: I have something better
Girl: what?
Boy: Amazon Prime and sexy time
Girl: *takes her clothes off*
A middle aged furry man that is looks simple enough but is unable to be set on fire because he is coated in scotch guard. He has hoes in different area codes and loves driving a weenie mobile in and out the garage. Works in the animal waste division. Absolute Legend.
The Prime Minister Prick Nasty takes butt plugs seriously.
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Prime Time Pigeon Activity is the exact time of 3:44 A.M. PTPA isn’t at 3:44 P.M. Only for pussies is PTPA during the P.M. Only real men know Prime time pigeon activity.
“This is my 5th day in a row experiencing Prime Time Pigeon Activity, I need to start going to sleep earlier.”
The more straightforward version of Netflix and Chill. An act of inviting someone to your house with the intent to fuck sum
Aye Kiki you tryna slide so I can Amazon Prime and Hit From Behind
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Optimus Prime, is the last remaining Prime, and the leader of the Autobots. He is a wise, a skilled brawler, and dedicated leader, not perfect, but a good leader, he and his fellow Autobots, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jazz, and Ratchet, they seek to find the AllSpark, and protect it from Decepticon hands at all costs.
We should all try to be like him
I met Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007!
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When you fuck the same someone pre and post gender transition surgeries -- before and after transforming.
Yo, Mike totally optimus primed Christine (aka Scott).
One of the biggest bots there is. Very bad at fortnite and every day activities. Usually farts often.
Nathan Rodriguez is the one and only Botimus Prime.