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Luxury Problem

Having so much of something nice, that it becomes a problem.
In other words: Luxury that leads to problems.

If someone speaks of such a problem, you are likely to give big sarcastic "boo-hoo" response.

"I have so much beer, I don't have enough place to store it."
- Luxury problem

I found so much gold, I can't carry it home anymore.

I'm so goodlooking, people always think I'm shallow.

My skin is wrinkly, cause I sat in a jacuzzi all day.

My back hurts, cause my mother hugs me so much.

by Loupland August 12, 2017


Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.

I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.

by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014


The Wirral's Scouse Problem

The Wirral is a peninsular situated in the county of Merseyside, England.

People from the Wirral are labelled as Jedis, Wools, or Plazzy Scousers, by those who live in Liverpool. This is mainly down to a heavily inspired Scouse culture on the west side on the peninsular, Though some settlements milk it more than others.

It's major settlements from most to least "Scouse Influenced" are:

-Birkenhead.

Once Labelled as a "Model Town", Birkenhead is now known as a town that shouldn't exist. It is dirty, depressing, and down right ugly. A post industrial disaster. The people here like to think themselves as Scouse, yet do not share the community that Liverpool possesses. Birkenheaders are nasty little scumbags, who need to be sent on a boat to across the Mersey straight to the town of St Helen's where they belong.

-Woodchurch.
Town of Smackheads. The only redemption here is if they overdose off their smack then there's less of them about causing mayhem. They have an Asda and Weird terraced streets that look slightly American.

-Seacombe.
Just like Birkenhead, except you have a higher percentage of your socks being robbed off your washing line.

(Rock Ferry and Wallasey have a plazzy Scouse problem too)

Anywhere else on the Wirral is fine and represent much of it's former and ceremonial county, Cheshire. I hope this post has helped you to understand which places to avoid when entering this ancient peninsular.

The Wirral's Scouse Problem, defined as:
Birkenheader: "Yes lad, am a true Scouser from Birkenhead."
Liverpudlian: "Asif lad, ye a little Jedi."
Wirralian: "Sorry about him mate, he gives us normal Wirral folk a bad name."
Scouser: "Shut up Ye Wool."

by Humble Englishman May 17, 2023


a problem

When you make a play so good, it gets all the girls in a 5 mile radius absolutely creaming, solves the complicated question of what is the purpose of life and single handedly makes $100000 appear in the nearest charity.

I was playing VCT Qualifiers yesterday and got called a problem by the casters cause of how insane I was.

by hami2k July 26, 2022


A k.Z. problem

A friend zone that is worse than you can possibly image. A walking friend that every time they see a girl they turned into a friend automatically.

Are friend Kamar is A k.z. problem when it comes to girls.

by YaBoiiAfro December 14, 2017


Emoji Problems...

When a emoji doesn't pop up, and once you send it it turns into . Then people ask 'why did you type to me' and then your completely confused and embarrassed for the whole day. You then think about it for a long time and your uncomfortable and scared that your friendship will end.

Jasons Phone: Your really cute! !!
Heathers Phone: What does mean?
Jasons Phone: Oh my emojis didn't send?!
Heathers Phone: Thats what you call emojis? heh that's weird!
Jasons Phone: :'( Sorry... That was embarrassing... Emoji Problems...

by UrbanDictionaryProblems November 16, 2017


problem of indeterminacy

The indeterminacy problem in computer science is a statement that a polynomial time-wave is equal to a NON-polynomial time-wave under a hypothetical circumstance.

The problem of indeterminacy states that the draw-distance of a transfinite surface is equivalent to the surface area of a next-adjacent complex number.

A solution to the Riemann Hypothesis states that this is indeed the case.

by flightfacilities January 4, 2022