Trail the Puss

Trailing the puss; verb; to hunt or seek the sweet loins of a woman, often performed with large amounts of glitter.

CAUTION: trailing the puss is known, in some rare cases, to turn vaginas sideways. Please contact your nearest health care professional if these side effects occur.

"Just take a glitter bath everyday you're bound to trail the puss"
"I thought I got lucky last night but her puss was trailed so I ended up alone jerking it again"
"I''m just trying to trail the puss"

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Puss-cry

A whiny cowardly individual.

(sobbing) "Branden, stop hitting me!"

"Shut your mouth and take it, you little Puss-cry!"

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plum puss

The female equivalent of blue balls.

Nessa: Gee, did you and Kip get into it last night?
Whitley: No, plum puss again. He got paranoid my parents would come home and bailed.

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puss foot

When you stick your foot so far up a females snatch they can taste the toe jam

Yo did you puss foot same last nite.

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puss cat

A word used to describe someone incredibly sexy

“Wow daisy, you look great!! What a puss cat”

“Thanks chloe, you’re quite the puss yourself!”

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Biggle-Puss

One who is very reluctant of having a good time when one is be had. One who is a big fat pussy.

Newman in Jurassic Park when that gay dinosaur spit chew in his face; he was a fat fucking Biggle-Puss.

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Puss Patrol

(n) 1. Using an online game service (e. Call of Duty 4 multiplayer) to hunt down less experienced players/players who use dirty tricks or lowball tactics to win a game. The term applies mostly to the latter of the two types of players mentioned.

"Eric and I went on puss patrol last night.. we smoked mad bitches like it ain't no thang, then got banned for making lewd suggestions with our AK-47's.."

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