floatin' the river

Riding an inner tube down a river wearing your best pair of jorts while drinking Carlo Rossi from the jug and abandoning any semblance of your former heterosexual self.

floatin' the river
jorts

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Up the river

South Australian term for going to Mannum, South Australia.

Bloke 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Bloke 2 : Going up the river.
Bloke 1: Heaps good.

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Joan Rivers

The name of the San Diego Chargers quarterback.

Patton: Man Phillip Rivers was on fire last night.
Marine: You mean Joan Rivers?
Patton: what?
Marine: Yeah, you mean Joan Rivers the pussy ass quarterback for the Chargers

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Muddy River

A form of anal intercourse in which the male partner vigorously fucks his female counterpart until she begins to bleed, at which point he gives her a Mike Tyson directly to the lower abdomen. Usually causes uncontrollable shitting by the female; in rare cases, she may even go through anal prolapse.

I just cocked my fist back and gave her a straight right hook to the stomach. What a Muddy River.

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phillip rivers

Closet translation is badass a mix of redneck and god. He would have every Super Bowl ring but he's not into commitment he wants to play with some more women before he gets a ring.

I am the god phillip rivers

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river grace

a sexy boy who enjoys flirting with every girl and going ferther than 1st base.. but is still a virgin.

omg hes such a river grace

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River Side

Scotts hangout in Memphis, TN. Better than Orange Mound.

Yo homie, lets go back to River Side, Orange Mound blows.

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