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n. The driver in front of you who is driving ten miles under the speed limit
Sorry I'm late for work, I kept running into road slugs on the way here.
The back roads one takes after a long night of drinking at the bar in order to reduce one's chance of an encounter with the police.
I don't need a DUI tonight. Better take the whiskey road home.
A racial slur towards Chinese people used by black people. Roads are flat and beat tf up like A china’man face. I herd the phase originated from Phoenix Az, during an argument between an Chinese man and a Negro man. The Chinese man called the black man a nigger and the black man called the Chinese man “Road face” because the Chinese man face was flat and beat the fxck up like the road.
Yo china’man why you always talking some bullshit with yo Road face ass...
Another way to refer to a cul-de-sac or dead end inside of a neighborhood
"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"
A person or persons that block the road or highway by going too slow. This person is normally seen driving a Honda or Kia
Hey road tampon get out of the left lane or pass the guy
Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.
Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!
Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!
*A short while later*
Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.
Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.
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Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.
if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!