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A partner/ handjob giver rubs jalapeños on one hand and lube on the other without telling the handjob receiver. The receiver then chooses a hand and receives a handjob with chosen hand either receiving a nice lubed handjob or a fiery, painful rub and tug
1."dude she offered me a Mexican Handjob Roulette. i chose the lube hand thank god, it felt amazing."
2. "i chose the jalapeños bro, my dick almost fell off. never try a Mexican Handjob Roulette"
When a woman can't make up her mind on what sperm donor to use, or if she likes to live dangerously. She uses multiple donors at the same time and attempts to have a child.
Guy1- "Did you hear about Jenny? She can't make up her mind."
Guy2- "She should just play sperm donor roulette."
A sexual act only possible by people named jimmy when he inserts his Jon into a piping hot Philly cheesesteak in the jimmyjons bathroom. (A popular American North Eastern sandwich joint).
Jimmy 1:Hey I’m going to jimmyjons to play jimmyjons cheesesteak roulette.
Jimmy 2: Good luck; I gave my cock 3rd degree burns last week when I did that
A game you play where you go to a parking lot, and climb in the back of a pickup truck and just see where it takes you.
"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."
When you enter your penis into a gloryhole and don’t know if the other side is male or female
Hey guys let’s go around Matt’s house for chicken wing roulette. I hope his wife is behind the hole this time and not Dean
It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.
Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
wake up in the morning dying for a piss hold it in a beat one off at the point of ejaculation relax and see what comes out.
had to wash my sheets last night after playing a messy game wet dream roulette
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