Gaston Round Robin Tournament

Another word for orgy in which you keep going until there is only one man/woman left who is capable of continuting the sex.

It was Saturday night everyone in the trailor park had used up all their crystal meth so they decided it was time for a Gaston Round Robin Tournament. Before the night was over there were some seriously swollen, cum dripping cunts and asses. And few people looked like Danny Glover, one person had to go the the ER for a missing ear, Sophie had pressed charges on Mark for the Donkey Punch, and Clyde was not amused by his Don King. But Billy was the clear winner when him and the sheep were the last two standing.

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Sit at the Head of The Round Table

1. a. To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b. To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.

1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.
2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.

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Break the round barrier

To finally break out a fart which has been rejecting entry to the atmosphere for a long time

"Ahhh, I just broke the round barrier"

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round down range

An action or statement that can't be taken back. Referencing a bullet shot which cannot be put back into the gun.

You want a do-over after calling your boss stupid to her face, but there's nothing you can do. That's a round down range.

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Merry-go-round

A bunch of bitches locking arms in a circular pattern. Each dude then chooses his “horse”, they then proceed to rotate counterclockwise periodically.

Jeremy: Duuuuuuude you totally missed out bro. No joke there was a 20 person Merry-go-round at the party last night.

Timothy: SHIT man I had to work, that SUCKS!!!

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Ground Pound Round

The act of fucking a female or fat male, then, while holding her/him, tilt her/him backwards and start slaping his/her titties like bangos.

Pnut- I'm horny.
Mitchless- Give me a Ground Pound Round.
Pnut- Ehhh, nah'. I'm average cuuh'.

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a square peg in a round hole

A misfit

Her form teacher forced her to dance at the performance when she's not good in it.What a square peg in a round hole!

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