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the unfortunate circumstance of a woman's underwear smelling of fish
Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.
Someone who attempts to educate others on a topic that they really know nothing about to show off.
“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”
“Bros a salmon expert”
Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there
Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning
When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.
It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.
I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.
A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.
"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"
"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"
the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.
“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “