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Satan Sneeze

An extremely putrid fart. A pass of gas that could be confused as a sneeze from the devil himself.

{while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}

Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.

{Windows get rolled down quickly}

by beardedbandit May 13, 2013


Satanic Verse

Started by the blog Who Rattled Your Cage (whorattledyourcage.blogspot.com), 'Satanic Verse' is Scottish rhyming slang for 'erse' (arse or behind). The blogger thought it would be funny to turn a literary controversy into cheeky rhyming slang.

"Stick that right up yer Satanic Verse."

by Scotsmanic69 January 22, 2023


Satan's Milkshake

The mixture of shit and cum that comes out of a asshole.

Bro me and my girl tried anal lastnight, she made me suck up my Satan's Milkshake through a straw.

by SaltWithNoPepper May 9, 2020


Satanic Warmaster

One of the most famous Finnish black metal project (one-man band) from Lappeenranta, Etelä-Karjala, Finland, consisting of the sole musician "Werwolf" (real name Lauri Penttilä), since 1998. The lyrical themes are mostly covering topics about satanism, occult, and lycanthropia (werewolf). The band has received criticism due to accused NSBM-related lyrical themes.

The Chant of The Barbarian Wolves, One Shining Star, Black Metal Kommando are some of my favourite Satanic Warmaster songs. Werwolf must be a really great musician!

by KisaragiHina313 January 17, 2021


satan time

Something above demon time.
once you reach satan time you can no longer go back you can do anything without thinking.

Guy1:"bro what's wrong with Joe he acting sus"
Guy2:"Fam he's on satan time."

by Rusty58921 May 20, 2021


Satan Dust

Satan dust is a sparkly substance that is generally liked by children, people making cheesy Valentine's Day cards, and teenagers trying to annoy each other(which works because of the power of Satan). Another name for Satan Dust is glitter.

"Get that freaking Satan Dust away from me."
"You put Satan Dust in my hair!"

by Satan'sLittleHelpers November 16, 2018


satan's wax

When hot water meets cum

I jerked off in the bathtub and made satan's wax

by Boogman69 November 29, 2020