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The saddest song! It will make everyone cry. Written about Charlie Puth's friend who died in a car crash.
Person: Did you listen to the song See You Again?
Person 2: Yeah it made me cry.
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Definition of Vibe:
to convey a sense of (a place, a feeling, etc.)
Definition of "you see the VIBES":
just means you're actually seeing it.
Friend: "Yo this sunset looks hella nice!"
Me: *opens phone to take a video*
Me: "You see the VIBES ! This view is crazy !"
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A common cry during my incipient stages of marijuana smoking. I would often hallucinate the female fun part everywhere I went, especially when gazing at star constellations (somehow they all ended up merging into one large vagina). Sadly ironic because I have yet to see a real one (except in porn, of course).
Me:HAHAHAHA..hahaha..HAHAHAHAHA
Other person: What?
Me: I SEE PUSSY!!!
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Something an non-funny person who has just seen you recently says when there trying to be funny. Often said by annoying relatives or douchy friends.
Douchy Friend Who Has Just Seen Frank: Hey Frank! Long time no see.
Frank: Dude not now, at least hold your douchyness untill there done reading the Jeff's final words!
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To ask someone if they would like to preform oral sex.
Deriving from an incodent involving a man and a woman.
WOMAN, what do your boxer's look like
MAN, red white and blue, Want to see my boxers?
WOMAN, OK!
MAN, Want to see them over there?
WOMAN, OK!!
.... WOMAN sucks MAN'S Dick.
Hey want to see my boxers?
Ok.
Want to see them over there?
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The king of all ice based puns
Definitely deserves more recognition.
A close relative to "How ice of you to..." which is also great
Person 1 knocks on person 2's door
Person 2: Oh, hey man
Person 1: ICE to see you!
Person 2: oh, cool.
Life goes on
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Ejaculating from a great distance at someoone, where the juices land in their eyes causing them to squint.
p1:OMG Did you see that woman on see me squirt, it went in his eye!
p2:I know that was total See Me Squint.
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