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Seven Inch Lionel Train

When spoken, you emphasize the start of 'Lionel' so it sounds like 'lying'. It's when a guy lies to a virgin, saying he only packs 6 or 7 inches, when he is really packing a footlong.

Cindy believed Roger and thought he was average sized, she wound up getting a Seven Inch Lionel Train.

by CrazyMinion August 20, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Irish Seven Course Dinner

A six pack of beer and a sandwich

Hey Mick, give me an Irish seven course dinner and leave out the sandwich.

by alfinn September 8, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


half-your-age-plus-seven

Other people are getting the reverse rule wrong. It would not be twice your age minus seven; it would be twice (your age minus seven).

- Dude, you're 40 and dating a 27-year-old. Isn't that a bit gross?

- Hey, half-your-age-plus-seven.

- Oh? So that means you would go for twice-your-age-minus-seven? So for you that would be 73.

- Actually, it's twice-the-quantity-your-age-minus-seven. So 66.

- ???

- I'm guessing you're too dense to see this algebraically. It's alright; we can take our results and work backwards. 73/2=36.5, and 36.5+7=43.5. However, 66/2=33, and 33+7=40. Got it?

- Ah, OK. So you'd go for a 66-year-old then?

- Fuck no.

by randomname25 February 27, 2010

530๐Ÿ‘ 486๐Ÿ‘Ž


Go through seven kinds of hell

Means to go through all kinds of torment. Most often used to say that you would go through all kinds of torment for someone or something.

I would go through seven kinds of hell for Kathy.

by Deep blue 2012 June 14, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


seven deadly sins season 3

A fine piece of animation that some say is on the same level as a studio Ghibli movie

person 1: Seven deadly sins season 3 is terrible
me: TF you talking bout

by num875 January 4, 2021


seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket

An extremely annoying person who doesn't care.

He is a seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket

by the seven gauger April 22, 2020


half-your-age-plus-seven

This is a very old rule of thumb: it is the calculation applied to a man's age that provides the age in a woman that he is most naturally attracted to physically. (Things change of course once you begin to actually TALK! :-o )

In recent years it has been misapplied to mean the lowest age that would be considered "decent" for him to date.

This new interpretation of the rule is actually quite bizarre when you consider the remarkable range of maturity among adults of both sexes at all ages.

That 50 year old think's he'll be able to romance that 32 year old. I'm not surprised he's attracted to her - she is the proverbial "half-your-age-plus-seven" - but let's see how far they really go together.

by Art M. September 11, 2009

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