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1. When living with multiple roommates in an apartment or house with one bathroom for everyone and all of the roommates have eaten fast-food. A shart-storm is the moment 20 minutes after food consumption when all occupants rush to the bathroom to take a shit and/or pee out their butt-holes.
2. Any hectic situation involving shitting.
1. Croix: This Taco Bell is really good.
Cranston: Yeah it's too bad that all four of us are eating it, this place is gonna be a category 4 "Shart- Storm" in about 20 minutes.
Croix: I hear that, I already feel as though I might pee out of my butt.
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To succeed, overcome, or conquer any given task in life such as a test, a plane landing, or shooting a Somali pirate in the head. Also can be used when winning the lottery or getting a job.
Somali Pirate: What the?!?!
*Sound of head splattering*
Navy Seal: I shart perseverance.......
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A pussyshart is a disgusting, more violent version of a common "pussyfart" experienced only by the most sick members of society. A pussyshart is an expulsion of trapped air and shit from within a woman's poonani flaps. "How the fuck did the shit get in there?!" you may be asking yourself, please see - space docking.
"Yo, how much to let that hot girl over there pussy shart in your mouth?"
"Shiiit, you're fucked up man, that's just sick..." *runs away crying*
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one who washes or rinses their throat or mouth with a "shart" that is kept in motion by a steady stream of air from the lungs to the mouth.
"Hey, did you hear that James fucked his best friends' wife?"
"Yeah, he's such a shart gargler."
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To release exclusive music to the internet and blogging community before anyone else has even heard of the track existing
Damn LowKey e-sharted on everyone with that Jay-Z track last week.
I need a WetWipe.
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When a lack of consideration up front results in a serious mess in the back end.
"We were going to deploy to Production at 4 o'clock, but the developers had a massive Brain Shart and the clean up is going to take hours."
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A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
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