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When you don't get sacked for being an utter creepy predator but instead get offered a job on night shift to watch folk sleep.
Hey Rolf! What happened to creepy Jimmy?
Ah I forgot to tell you Gary, he's now on the night shift!
Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.
Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
A-Shift is one of several FD shifts. A-Shifters are known to be the laziest of the shifts. They never clean, never do weekly checks, and always manage to fuck over B-shift(the B is for Best).
“Fucking A-Shift…”
If you want to stop talking, instead of just stopping, say type shift. Commonly used by dreadheads.
Girl: I'm breaking up with you cause you're too nonchalant
Me: Type shift
Another phrase for manual transmission.
His truck isn’t an automatic, it’s a straight shift
An involuntary gesture characterized mainly by a shoulder twitch and outstretched palms of the hand. Always accompanied with a Shatner pause. The gesture received its namesake from William Shatner's portrayal of Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek, who incorporated this into the character.
Can also be applied in real world situations to bring emphasis to an upcoming statement.
Proctologist: Ok get ready, you may feel some pressure.
Patient: Please doctor, I'm *Shatner shift* accustomed to being under pressure
When a girl changes how her face look with makeup
Yo Anna over there is changing her face with makeup. Yeah that's called shape shifting