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The Most ferocious motorboat possible by humans. It may leave teeth marks.
I gave my girlfriend a mongolian cruise ship, then she got pissed and left.
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A one night stand, but mega hot sexual encounter with someone that has lasting memories you take to the grave...
Frankie: So who was she?
Stevie: Don't know.
Frankie: Don't know?!!! You said she ripped your heart out!
Stevie: Ah... Ships that pass in the night...
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When a guy wips his dick out of your pants & it's so short- it looks like a ships cannon.
Piss was all over the top of the urinal because the guy was handleing a ship's cannon.
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Slang invitation issued to another to share in one’s own perspective.
You can either stay out there floating in your rigid belief system or choose to come aboard my ship and get a wider view.
The anus. So called because stuff comes out (poop) and stuff goes in (penis).
You know that chick I hooked up with last night? Well I got to visit her shipping and receiving department last night.
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A sarcastic variation of the phrase whatever floats your boat. Used in place of 'whatever floats your boat' when someone's preferences are harmful or you simply disagree with them.
Sammy: You should break up with Lex, she treats you like shit all the time.
Mark: Haha, she doesn't mean it. She only teases me cuz she likes me.
Sammy: Yeah... whatever sinks your ship, man.
people who have no respect for history grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, this is often gay and explicit, this is too horny i dont like it it makes me wanna kill myself. PLS STOP MAKING USSR AND NAZI GERMANY RULE 34 I CANT I BNFGUIDFSGFIDSGDFUHDSGFUDSFUIDSAGFYSDGGVBUDM,GHASFVSDBAVFHSFVUKSAFBDISAFNKNS,RVCBUHKENFFYHFGVGUIFGUIFHKLGFYFGDRJHOBDGGHDFS. (and so the person who made this definition died from a stroke and shock, the end).
Yo the countryhumans shipping and r34 fandom is so horny my guy, they made my 1 month old brother die of stroke and shock.