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(n.) a place where discussion is all that happens, and nothing actually comes out of it. The origin is the League of Nations, precursor to the United nations. The League had no armed forces, and no decisions could be enforced.
The United Nations is becoming a talking shop.
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A shopping cart is, to the untrained eye, a device for holding your groceries. But, to a skateboarder, a shopping cart is an obstacle you can ollie over, grind, and ride in. To find an abandoned one of these is like finding a ticket to FUN!
Today I ollied over a shopping cart from a 3 foot ledge.
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When someone seemingly takes forever to make a decision, just like when women shop for bras. Someone who takes forever to make up his/her mind is a bra shopper.
What are you doing, bra shopping? Just decide already!
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Is a store where a pundi(arabic or who looks like a terroist) sells cigarettes to minors
Yo lets go to the pundi shop
what you going to buy there
a pack of benson and hedges black 25
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Endured primarily by male companions of female shoppers. Undesired side effects range from horrible boredom to herniated disks and bankruptcy.
Saturday I suffered from 6 hours of passive shopping following my girl through town. It started quite OK with a hard on in a lingerie shop. It ended terribly when my vertebral disk slipped while I was carrying all those shoes that she bought with my credit card.
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Any vacation to an undisclosed location taken for complete enjoyment and maximum relaxation.
Adam: Hey, if any of my friends come by, tell them I'm grocery shopping for the next three months.
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