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Endured primarily by male companions of female shoppers. Undesired side effects range from horrible boredom to herniated disks and bankruptcy.
Saturday I suffered from 6 hours of passive shopping following my girl through town. It started quite OK with a hard on in a lingerie shop. It ended terribly when my vertebral disk slipped while I was carrying all those shoes that she bought with my credit card.
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Is a store where a pundi(arabic or who looks like a terroist) sells cigarettes to minors
Yo lets go to the pundi shop
what you going to buy there
a pack of benson and hedges black 25
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When someone seemingly takes forever to make a decision, just like when women shop for bras. Someone who takes forever to make up his/her mind is a bra shopper.
What are you doing, bra shopping? Just decide already!
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Any vacation to an undisclosed location taken for complete enjoyment and maximum relaxation.
Adam: Hey, if any of my friends come by, tell them I'm grocery shopping for the next three months.
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A Mitsubishi Evolution and Subaru STi Impreza.
Look @ the shopping carts w/ turbo that came stock so the idiot that buys it doesnt have to spend money on it.
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The female equivalent of "Tea-Bagging"
Gaz: "I'm going to teabag you next time you pass out"
Hannah: "Oh yeah? well I'll fish-shop you when you fall asleep"
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