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Ah yes, everyone knows a “Gary”... It’s that one guy you don’t care enough to know his name and tries way too hard to push your buttons but doesn’t get anywhere. Just put him where he belongs: Shut up Gary....
That one guy: “Hey ur trash, git on my lvl”
You: “Just shut up Gary...”
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To encourage someone to refrain from talking further codswallop.
Bill : I was approached by a scout last weekend during football training and he asked me if i wanted to sign a contract with Manchester United !
Ben : Shut your shite, you lying bastard.
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Shut the front door is like saying shut the fuck up. I say this all the time to my friends because they can’t shut up. Your mouth is the door and front means fuck in my world.
Can you please shut the front door before I smack the shit out of you?
Or
Can you please shut the fuck up?
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A cocktail best served cold, in a pre-chilled glass, with no ice. Just kidding. Basically, it's what is proverbially served when an individual is completely shut down in an argument.
Guy 1: FUCKIN PROTEIN!
Guy 2: ew protein
Guy 1: YOU NEED THE GODDAMN PROTEIN, FUCK.
Guy 1: wheres the soy sauce
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK MAN? DRINK SOME FUCKIN SHUt UP JUICE. FUUUCKK!
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Give me what I want and shut your mouth.
My girlfriend wanted to have sex, so she told me to put up and shut up.
Basically, time to do what needs to be done or accept the undesirable result of where you are headed.
I've been cruising through life for too long. Now its time to either put up or shut up.
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Something you offer to a person who cannot get the hint that it is time to stop talking.
She: "... and then she said that we could go shopping at the mall. And so I said, that sounds like a good idea. So she drove us there, but then we could not find a place to park so we decided to go get something to eat..."
He: "Excuse me, would you like a cup of shut the fuck up?"
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