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Also used to describe a cutting remark, generally received with no provocation what-so-ever.
Friend One, "You know, Jermaine Defoe is quite a good player."
Bunny, "Yeah, better than the sh*t you've got at Oldham."
Friend One, "Wooooo. Bunny got teeth!"
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a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$
Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
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A young light skin girl with curly hair and glasses and she likes music dick and dogs AND CATS shes fun loving and careffreeee
Oh is that simone green? i heard shes single now! You should hit her up
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Zachary Simon like men, therefor he is gay.
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She is the best person you are ever gonna meet. She is sweet, smart, and very funny. Extremely beautiful. You cross her and you are dead. She can be the most annoying person ever. Sometimes she also has a problem noticing the most obvious things.
She loves to play sports and thinks she is good but always ends up losing!! She is a sour loser so let her win.
Someone that doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol
Dave: Is Larry coming to drink out for a drink
Daniels: Nah i think he's become a straight edge simon
This phenomenon involves the making of an extortionate amount of money from an individual or group of people with little or no discernable talent.
A: That Cheryl Cole is so popular...why do you think it is?
B: Must be the Simon Cowell effect....
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